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What is the smartest species?

Background

my dolphin theory began in the year 2002, as if time existed, while teaching a calculus class. the students had mentioned marine animals, so i took it upon myself to use the opportunity and expand the imagination of the students. the first idea that came to mind was 'dolphins rule the world.' the students laughed. i did not. dolphins have a complex language that humans cannot understand, yet they have the ability to understand our language. dolphins live at the beach in the water. humans dream of living at the beach or near water. dolphins swim around around all day enjoying the weather and life itself. humans spend over one third of almost every day working at a job to pay for a house with a shower and an automobile so they can cleanup each day and travel to work so they can pay for a house with a shower........get the picture? not to mention humans spend over one third of every day asleep. then there is the time it takes to eat and excrete waste. what is left is only a few minutes of stress free time. again, if time existed. but that is another theory. we could learn something from the dolphins and other creatures on earth.

The Theory Part

here it goes...dolphins have the ability to communicate to humans in a way that humans do not understand, so the dolphins could be controlling human thought and action, forcing us to work on land and explore only a minimum portion of the ocean floor. the unresearched portion of the ocean floor contains pathways for the dolphins to travel to the center of the earth using their culynon particles which is magnetized to the walls of the hollow center of the earth (all other profx theories). since culynon is all attracted to one central location from all directions, a ball of energy is created that is capable of propelling the dolphins from the center of the earth into outer space. the aerodynamic design of dolphins, and their minimally understood breathing systems allows them to travel through space undetected by radar. here is the kicker...the major port of the dolphins' entry and exit is the bermuda triangle. think about it...